Contestant No. Two: Elyse Sewell
Elyse in a Modern Art Moment 
Would it be possible for me to have a contest for Epitome of Female Beauty without including my one true girl love? To add to her list of accomplishments (please see the previous post about her for others): she deferred medical school to model, she takes the most amazing self-portraits I have ever seen, and she can swear like a Mexican sailor. Did I mention her devestating wit and love of inappropriately-named foreign foodstuffs?
You know, if she ever sees this blog, I am going to have some 'splainin' to do to keep myself out of stalker prison.
posted by Amy @ 11:19 AM
3 Comments:
Are we voting? Do we wait for you to name all the contestants?
the contestants are not likely to end any time soon. feel free to throw in your lincolns at any time. if at some point i feel as if the number of nominations is getting silly, i'll cut myself off and issue the demand for votes.
oh!! and feel free to nominate people to be contestants and i, in my infinite wisdom, will decide if they are worthy to be contestants or not.
you people and your fixation on external attributes...offical rules and criteria for the contest are coming tomorrow since all the men in the world apparently have no idea what i mean by "the epitome of female beauty" (tho i admit that the conversation over miller lite did only involve the outwardly beautiful, so i won't fault y'all too much).
as for you, bub, better pictures is what google is for. plus you already saw elyse sewell and i think your reaction was, "she's pretty hot." so there you go.
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