Contestant No. Eight: Scarlett Johansson

Okay. This is where I officially bow to peer pressure. I wasn't going to do it. A contestant with the physical attributes of Scarlett Johansson is just too easy, in my opinion. But then I got to thinking about things and I have decided that since she has talent in spades to go with the aforementioned attributes, if she ends up the Epitome of Female Beauty, we could do worse. I personally think that she deserves the nomination based solely on Lost in Translation, Ghost World, and If Lucy Fell. Those movies more than balance the questionable decision-making that went into In Good Company, Spongebob Squarepants, and The Perfect Score. This girl was out-acting people when she was, like, nine. And she's way less scary than that Dakota Fanning. So, there you have it. Scarlett Johansson. Let's hear it for choosing pseudo love scenes with Colin Firth and for walking around a Japanese hotel room in your underpants.