Judiciary Antics

For an entertaining look at how sensitive our federal courts are to what the kids are doing these days, check out the use of "the vernacular" in this copyright infringement case:

www.orrick.com/fileupload/505.pdf

You can just see the disapproval on their pinched little faces.

In other news, Wal-Mart is selling a skeleton dressed like a pirate that dances and appears to do karaoke to the song, "Super Freaky." It was being eyed with some enthusiasm by the tired-looking woman in the pink terrycloth shorts and the white t-shirt with a map of Georgia displayed on it. To give you a sense of the scale, Atlanta was on her left clavicle and Valdosta was located squarely on her ass. I'm a classist and a bad person.